We's Sergeants Now

"We's Sergeants Now"

Two Army boys, Leroy & Jasper, from the hills of
Texas were promoted right from privates to
sergeants because of their great marksmenship
with rifles.

Not long after, they're out for a walk and Leroy says,
"Hey, Jasper, there's the NCO Club. Let's you and
me stop in."

"But we's privates," protests Jasper.

"We's sergeants now," says Leroy, pulling him inside.

"Now, Jasper, I'm a gonna sit down and have me
a drink."

"But we's privates," says Jasper.

"Are you blind, boy?" asks Leroy, pointing at his
stripes. We's sergeants now, so hush your mouth!"

So they have their drinks and pretty soon a hooker
comes up to Leroy.

"You're cute," she says, "and I'd like to date you, but
I've got a bad case of gonorrhea."

"Leroy pulls his friend to the side and whispers,
"Jasper, go look in the dictionary and see what
gonorrhea means. If it's okay, give me the okay sign."

So Jasper goes to look it up, comes back and gives
Leroy the big okay sign.

Three weeks later Leroy is laid up in the infirmary
with a terrible case of gonorrhea.

"Jasper," he says, "why did you give me the okay sign?"

"Well Leroy, in the dictionary, it says gonorrhea affects
only the privates." He points to his stripes. "But we's
sergeants now!"
Received on Tue Aug 16 18:31:09 2005