Towel Heads

"Towel Heads"

Recently I received a warning about the use of
this politically incorrect term, so please note, we
all need to be more sensitive in our choice of words.

I have been informed the Islamic terrorists, who
hate our guts and want to kill us, do not like to be
called "Towel Heads," since the item they wear
on their heads is not actually a towel, but in fact,
a small folded sheet.

Therefore, from this point forward, please refer
to them as "Little Sheet Heads."

Thank you for your support and compliance on
this delicate matter.

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"It's So Hot In Here..."

The birds have to use pot holders to pull worms out
of the ground.

Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to
keep them from laying hard boiled eggs.

The cows are giving evaporated milk.

The trees are whistling for the dogs.

You can say 110 degrees without fainting.

You eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off.

You can make instant sun tea in your tank bag.

You learn that a chrome brake lever makes a pretty
good branding iron.

The temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly.

You discover that in August, it takes only 2 fingers to
drive your motorcycle.

You discover that you can get a sunburn through your
face shield.

You notice the best parking place is determined by
shade instead of distance.

Hot water now comes out of both taps.

You can actually burn your hand on the clutch lever.

You break a sweat the instant you step outside at
7:30 a.m. before work.

No one would dream of wearing shorts and sitting
on a vinyl motorcycle seat!

Your biggest motorcycle wreck fear is, "What if I get
knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and
cook to death?"

You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.

Riding breaks are measured by bottles of water
rather than the need for gas.

Now that your yard has burnt, you do not have to
spend time mowing but it is still to hot to ride.

You have to chew the air properly before you can
swallow it.

The next person to ask you "Hot 'nuff for ya?"
WILL receive a black eye.
Received on Tue Aug 16 18:30:23 2005