The Naked Blonde

"The Naked Blonde"

Two bored, male casino dealers are waiting at the
craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived
and bet $20,000.00 on a single roll of the, dice. She
said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier
when I'm completely nude."

With that she stripped from the neck down, rolled the
dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new
clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down
and squealed, "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!" She hugged
each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings
and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally,
one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other
answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
Received on Mon Aug 15 01:58:16 2005