The OB-GYN

"The OB-GYN"

A beautiful woman went to the gynecologist. The
doctor took one look at the woman and all his
professionalism flew out the window. He
immediately told her to get undressed.

After she disrobed the doctor began to stroke her
thigh. While doing so he asked her, "Do you know
what I am doing?"

"Yes," she said, "You are checking for abrasions
and dermatological abnormalities."

"That's right," said the doctor. He then began to
fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I am doing
now?" he asked.

"Yes," she said, "You are checking for lumps which
might indicate breast cancer."

"Correct," replied the shady doctor. Finally, he mounted
his patient and started having sexual intercourse with
her. He asked,

"Do you know what I am doing now?"

"Yes," she said, "You're getting herpes, which is why
I came here in the first place!!!"
Received on Thu Aug 11 09:02:35 2005