Redneck Hunters

"Redneck Hunters"

A couple of Florida redneck hunters are out in the
woods when one of them falls to the ground. He
doesn't seem to be breathing, and his eyes are
rolled back in his head.

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What
can I do?"

The operator, in a calm smoothing voice says,
"Just take it easy. I can help. First, lets make sure
he's dead."

There is a silence, and then, a shot is heard.

The hunter says, "OK, now what?"

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"Drink"

An Arkansas hillbilly came to town carrying a jug
of moonshine in one hand and a shotgun in the
other.

He stopped a man on the street, saying to him,
"Here friend, take a drink outta my jug."

The man protested, saying he never drank. The
hillbilly leveled his shotgun at the stranger and
commanded, "Drink!"

The stranger drank, shuddered, shook, shivered
and coughed. "Gee! That's awful stuff you've got there."

"Ain't it, though?" replied the hillbilly. "Now, you
hold the gun on me while I take a swig."
Received on Thu Aug 11 09:03:22 2005