Poked and Poked

"Poked and Poked"

The subway car was packed. It was rush hour,
and many people were forced to stand.

One particularly cramped woman turned to the
man behind her and said, "Sir, if you don't stop
poking me with your thing, I'm going to the cops!"

"I don't know what you're talking about miss -
that's just my pay check in my pocket."

"Oh really," she spat. "Then you must have some
job, because that's the fifth raise you've had in the
last half hour!!!"
Received on Wed Aug 10 09:44:49 2005