Things your Mother would NEVER say...

"Phone Call"

A housewife with three young children was getting
dinner ready when the phone rang. The six-year-
old picked it up and said, "Hi, Daddy!" and she
began telling him about her day. She then passed
the phone to her brother and sister as was the
custom whenever Daddy called from work.

When it was finally the wife's turn to talk she took
the receiver and said, "Hi, hon."

"Thank G~d, lady," the voice on the other end replied.
"I just called to tell you that the wallpaper you ordered
is here!"

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"Things your Mother would NEVER say..."

* Yeah, I used to cut class a lot too.

* Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be
glad to feed and walk him every day.

* That outfit isn't sexy enough, here, unbutton your
blouse.

* Why don't you hitchhike? It would totally be cheaper.

* The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's
not like I'm running a prison around here.

* Don't clean your room so often. It makes the rest
of the house look bad.

* Can I borrow your new speed metal CDs?

* Naw, you don't have to call me, I'll eventually figure
it out if you're in trouble.
Received on Sat Aug 6 09:37:24 2005