Signs She's Getting Bored Having Sex With You

"Signs She's Getting Bored Having Sex With You"

When you request sex, she replies, "Wait 'til the
Nyquil kicks in."

Gets very upset when the ashtray falls off your butt.

Actually answers when you ask, "Who's your daddy?"

Last time she screamed during sex was the first
time she won at solitaire.

Only moans during commercial breaks.

Starts her fake orgasms during foreplay.

Keeps trying to set you up with her friends.

You find yourself sitting backstage at the
Jerry Springer show.

You begin to suspect she is only "playing" dead.

During the act, she screams, "Oh, baby, yadda,
yadda, yadda!"

Instead of asking to leave her shirt on, she wants
to leave her pants on, too.

Holds up a picture of the Playboy centerfold to hurry
you along.

Asks to be on top so she can balance her checkbook
more easily.

She yells out her own name.
Received on Fri Aug 5 07:55:01 2005