I Want a Sister!

"I Want a Sister!"

A little girl says, "Daddy, I wish I had a little sister."

Trying to be funny, the daddy says "Honey, you do
have a sister. You just don't see her because when
you are coming in the front door, she is always
leaving through the back door."

The little girl thought about this and remarked,
"You mean like my other Daddy does?"

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"Phone Call"

A husband and wife were getting ready for bed one
evening.

"Honey," the fellow asked, "do you want to have
make love tonight?"

"No dear, not tonight," she replied.

"Is that your final answer?"

"Yes, that is my final answer!"

"In that case," he said, "may I phone a friend?"
Received on Thu Aug 4 11:42:45 2005