Koala

"Koala"

One long boring day a hooker was having no luck. She
hadn't had a client for weeks! She was about go away
to rethink her life when she saw a koala. She remembered
a friend told her that koalas were suckers, so she asked
him if he was looking for any fun... The koala just looked
up, blinked, took her hand, and off they went. She took him
to a room in a motel across the street and did what she
does best. When it was all done and over the koala got up,
flashed a little smile at the hooker, and went for the door.

"Wait a minute buddy, you owe me some cash." said the
hooker.

The koala just stood blinking at her, then turned for the
door again.

"Hey! You' re not going until you pay me, kid!"

She picked up a dictionary and flipped the page to *prostitute*
and held it out for the koala to read.

"Maybe you don't know what I am,**a person who preforms
sexual acts for money.**

The koala took the dictionary and flipped to *koala*, handed
her the book and left.

She read what it said...
**Koala - a native animal of Australia that eats bush and
leaves**
Received on Tue Apr 26 08:41:42 2005