Chain Letter For Women

"Chain Letter For Women"

This letter was started by a woman like
yourself in the hope of bringing relief to other tired
and discontented women...

Unlike most chain letters, this one does
not cost anything. Just send a copy of this letter
to five of your friends who are equally frustrated.
Then, bundle up your husband or boyfriend, send
him to the woman whose name appears at the top
of this list, and add your name to the bottom of the
list.

When your name comes to the top of the list,
you will receive 16,877 men...
One of them is bound to be a hell of a lot better
than the one you already have.

Do not break the chain. One woman broke the
chain and got her own SOB back.

At this writing, a friend of mine already received 184
men. They buried her yesterday, but it took three
undertakers 36 hours to get the smile off her face,
and two days to get her legs together so they could
close the coffin.

Hurry up and send this letter along, so my name
can move up fast!

The Liberated Woman
Received on Mon Apr 25 02:09:22 2005