Wedding Night Clothes

"Wedding Night Clothes"

A couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite,
on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed, the
husband who was a big burly man, tosses his pants
to his bride and says, "Here, put these on!"

She put them on and the waist was twice the size of
her body. "I can't wear your pants!" she said.

"That's right," said the husband, "And don't you forget
it! I'm the one who wears the pants in this family!"

With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try
these on."

He tried them on and found he could only get them
on as far as his kneecap.

He said, "Hell, I can't get into your panties!"

She said, "That's right, and that's the way it's going
to be until your attitude changes."
Received on Fri Apr 22 09:58:08 2005