First Cruise

"First Cruise"

There is another about a woman on her first cruise,
who told her roommate "Now, while I'm gone, don't
let the cat out."

Radiogram first night: "Met a handsome man, a lot
of fun. Don't let the cat out."

Radiogram second night: "Dancing and drinks with
my new friend. Don't let the cat out."

Radiogram third night: "More dancing and more drinks.
He had a few ideas, but avoided his advances. Don't
let the cat out."

Radiogram fourth night: "Wine tasting on board last
night. Tried a few of his ideas. Don't let the cat out."

Radiogram fifth night: "Cocktails and supper in his
stateroom last night. Brandy and Champagne
afterward. Let that poor cat out!"
Received on Mon Apr 11 05:59:07 2005