Jury Selection

"Silver Anniversary"

During their silver anniversary, a wife said to
husband, "Do you remember when you proposed
to me, I was so overwhelmed that I didn't talk for
an hour?"

The hubby replied, "Yes, honey, that was the
happiest hour of my life."

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"Jury Selection"

The tiresome jury selection process continued, each
side hotly contesting and dismissing potential jurors.
John was called for his question session.

"Property holder?"

"Yes, I am, Your Honor."

"Married or single?"

"Married for years, Your Honor."

"Formed or expressed an opinion?"

"Not in many years, Your Honor."
Received on Tue Apr 12 05:54:36 2005