If You Are Over 60

"If You Are Over 60"

Dave & Diane are getting ready for bed.

Diane is standing in front of a full-length mirror
taking a hard look at herself.

"You know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror,
and see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled,
my boobs are barely above my waist, and my
behind is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs,
and my arms are all flabby."

She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me
something positive to make me feel better about
myself."

Dave studies her intently for a moment, thinking
about how to respond, then says in a soft,
thoughtful voice,

"Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight!!!"

NOTE: Services for Dave will be held Saturday
morning at 10:30 in St. Paul's Memorial Chapel.
Received on Fri Apr 8 05:49:44 2005