Pay Raise

"Pressing the Bell"

Passing an office building late one night, a blonde
saw a sign that said, "Press bell for night watchman."

She did so, and after several minutes she heard
the watchman clomping down the stairs.

The uniformed man proceeded to unlock first one
gate, then another, shut down the alarm system,
and finally made his way through the revolving door.

"Well," he snarled at the blonde, "what do you want?"

"I just want to know why you can't ring the bell for
yourself?"

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"Pay Raise"

Stephanie, the young blonde, came running
through the door. "Uncle! Uncle! Guess what?"

"What?" The surprised uncle replied.

"I was getting a hundred dollars a week and the
boss just doubled my salary!"

"Really?" said Uncle. "That's great! What are you
getting now?"

Stephanie beamed with pride and answered,
"A hundred dollars every two weeks!"
Received on Fri Apr 8 05:48:52 2005