Teenage Driver

"Meow! Woof!"

I was at a yard sale one day and saw a box marked
"Electronic cat and dog caller-- guaranteed to work."

I looked inside and was amused to see...

...an electric can opener!

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"Teenage Driver"

I decided to stop worrying about my teenage
son's driving and take advantage of it.

I got one of those bumper stickers that say,
"How's my driving?" and put a 900 number on it.

At 50 cents a call, I've been making $38 a
week!"

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"The Book"

As chaplain in a university residence hall, I am
supposed to uphold all of the school rules,
which include a ban on pets. That changed
when a kitten adopted me.

The freshmen in my dorm kept my secret. They
covered for me by calling my kitten "the Book,"
since I had so many in my room.

One morning I was leaving the dorm with the kitten
in a carrier. A student stopped me and asked,
"Where are you taking the Book?"

I explained that I was taking the kitten to the vet.
"She's getting neutered today," I told him.

"Hmmm," the student responded, "no sequels."
Received on Thu Apr 7 05:52:19 2005