Wild Wild West

"Wild Wild West"

A woman from New York was driving through a
remote part of Arizona when her car broke down.

An American Indian on horseback came along and
offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up
behind him on the horse and they rode off.

The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes
the Indian would let out a "Ye-e-e-e-ha-a-a-a" so loud
that it echoed from the surrounding hills.

When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local
service station, yelled one final "Ye-e-e-e ha-a-a-a!"
and rode off.

"What did you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked
the service station attendant

"Nothing," the woman said. "I merely sat behind him
on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held
onto the saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off."

"Lady," the attendant said, "Indians don't use saddles..."
Received on Thu Apr 7 05:50:53 2005