Construction

"Construction"

A guy, working 35 floors up at a construction site,
had to go to the bathroom. He approached his
foreman and told him he was going to go down
to use the facilities. The foreman told him he was
nuts, explaining that by the time he got down and
back up he would lose a half hour of time.

Instead, the foreman pushed a plank out over the
edge of the building, stood on one end and told the
guy to go out on the other end and do what he had to
do. He added that since they were 35 floors up, his
pee would turn into vapor before it reached the bottom.
So, the guy decided to take his foreman's advice.

Suddenly, the foreman's cell phone rang and he
jumped off the board to get it, causing the guy to fall
to his death!

At the inquest, another worker who was on the 31st
floor at the time of the accident was asked if he knew
what happened.

"I'm not sure," he replied, "but I think it had something
to do with sex."

"Something to do with sex?" the coroner said, puzzled.
"What would make you think that?"

"Well," the worker replied, "I saw the guy falling with his
dick in his hand, screaming, "Where did that cocksucker
go?!?"
Received on Mon Apr 4 02:42:56 2005