Rules of Sex

"Rules of Sex"

~ Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.

~ Never have sex with a stranger unless you are
stranger than them.

~ Abstain from wine, women and song... mostly
song.

~ Never argue with a woman when she is tired...
or rested.

~ A woman never forgets the men she could have
had; a man, the women he couldn't.

~ It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

~ Don't say No, say Maybe, or say any old thing...
say maybe next year,...but don't say No.

~ A man can be happy with any woman as long
as he doesn't marry her.
Received on Tue Apr 5 05:55:51 2005