The Blind Date

"How The Deaf End Arguments"

Two deaf men were talking on their coffee break
about being out late the night before.

The first man signed to his friend, "My wife was asleep
when I got home, so I was able to sneak into bed, and
not get into trouble."

The second deaf man signed back, "Boy you're lucky.
My wife was wide awake, waiting for me in bed, and
she started swearing at me and giving me hell for
being out so late."

The first deaf man asked, "So, what did you do?"

The second man replied, "I turned out the light."

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"The Blind Date"

After being with her all evening, the man couldn't
take another minute with his blind date.

Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend
call him to the phone so he would have an excuse
to leave if something like this happened.

When he returned to the table, he lowered his
eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have
some bad news. My grandfather just died."

"Thank heaven," his date replied. "If yours hadn't,
mine would have had to."
Received on Mon Apr 4 02:42:19 2005