Consolation

"Consolation"

A guy was trying to console a friend who'd just found
his wife in bed with another man.

"Get over it, buddy," he said. "It's not the end of the world."

"It's all right for you to say," answered his buddy. "But
what if you came home one night and caught another
man in bed with your wife?"

The fellow ponders for a moment, then said, "I'd break
his cane and kick his seeing-eye dog in the butt."
Received on Thu Sep 9 16:42:41 2004