The Lawn Mower

"Wife Vs. Husband"

A couple drove down a country road for several miles,
not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an
argument and neither of them wanted to concede their
position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats,
and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically,

"Relatives of yours?"

"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

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"Lost Wife"

The man approached the very beautiful woman in
the large supermarket and said, "You know I've lost
my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me
for a couple of minutes?"

"Why?" asked the woman

"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman
my wife appears out of nowhere."

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"The Lawn Mower"

Last year, when the power mower was broken and
wouldn't run, I kept hinting to my husband that he ought
to get it fixed, but somehow the message never sank in.

Finally I thought of a clever way to make the point. When
my husband arrived home that day, he found me seated
in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of
sewing scissors. He watched silently for a short time
and then went into the house.

He was gone only a few moments when he came out again.
He handed me a toothbrush. "When you finish cutting the
grass," he said, "you might as well sweep the sidewalks."

The doctors say he will probably live, but it will be quite
awhile before the cast will be off!!!
Received on Thu Sep 9 16:44:12 2004