Voodo Toy

"Voodo Toy"

This guy had to go away for work. He would be gone one
week, and he didn't want his wife to cheat on him. So he
went to a witch doctor and asked for some help. The witch
doctor agreed to help him, and pulled out a small brown
box. In this box laid a male-organ-shaped object, the guy
asked, "What is so special about this? It's just a sex toy."

"Oh no" said the witch doctor, "this is a Voodo dick."

"So what is so special about it?"

"Just watch" said the witch doctor, "Voodo dick door handle."
With that the toy jumped out of the box and started screwing
the door handle. "Voodo dick back in the box" said the witch
doctor. The man was amazed and said, "I'll take it!" He went
right home and showed his wife how to work it. The next day
the man left for work.

A couple days went by and the wife started to get lonesome
and decided to try her new toy out. She opened the box and
said, "Voodo dick my pussy" and the toy started to screw her,
but she forgot how to make it stop! She tried everything but
nothing would work. She decided drive to the hospital and
see if they could help her. Meanwhile she is having all these
orgasms and swerving all over the road.

Next thing she knows there is a cop behind her with flashing
lights and his siren on. She pulls over and the cop says,
"Ma'am, did you know you were swerving all over the road?"

"Yes officer, I did know. You will never believe this but I have
a Voodo dick in my pussy."

The officer said, "Yeah right, Voodo dick my ass!"
Received on Fri Sep 3 09:52:50 2004