Marriage Seminar

"Woman's Revenge"

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items
a woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her
wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in
her purse.

"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.

"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come
shopping with me, so I figured this was the most legal
evil thing I could do to him."

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"Marriage Seminar"

While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with
communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the
instructor, "It is essential that husbands and wives know
the things that are important to each other."

He addressed the man, "Can you describe your wife's
favorite flower?"

Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and
whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it?

The rest of the story gets rather ugly, so I'll stop right here.
Received on Fri Sep 3 09:48:35 2004