Who Does What

"Words"

A husband read an article to his wife about how many
words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we
have to repeat everything to men...

The husband then turned to his wife and asked,

"What?"

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"Creation"

A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can
be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. "

The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. G~d made me
beautiful so you would be attracted to me; G~d made me
stupid so I would be attracted to you!"

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"Who Does What"

A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said,
"You should do it, because you get up first, and then we
don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."

The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around
here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I
can just wait for my coffee."

Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the
Bible that the man should do the coffee."

Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament
and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed
says..........

"Hebrews"
Received on Sun Sep 5 09:48:00 2004