Football Players Exam

"Jock Stress"

The basketball coach stormed into the university
President's office and demanded a raise right then
and there.

"Please," protested the college President, "you already
make more than the entire History department."

"Yeah, maybe so, but you don't know what I have to put
up with," the coach blustered. "Look, I'll five you an
example."

The coach went out into the hall and grabbed a jock
who was jogging down the hallway. "Run over to my
office and see if I'm there," he ordered.

Twenty minutes later the jock returned, sweaty and
out of breath.

"You're not there, sir," he reported.

"Oh, I see what you mean," conceded the President,
scratching his head. "I would have phoned first."

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"Football Players Exam"

Two football players, Bubba and Tiny, were taking an important
exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not
allowed to play in the big game the following week. The exam was
"fill in the blank" and the last question read, "Old MacDonald had
a_____." Bubba was stumped -- he had no idea what to answer,
but he knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed.

Making sure the professor wasn't watching, he tapped Tiny in the
shoulder. "Tiny, what's the answer to the last question?" Tiny
laughed, then looked around to make sure the professor hadn't
noticed. He turned to Bubba and said, "Bubba, you're so stupid.
Everyone knows that Old MacDonald had a FARM."

"Oh yeah," said Bubba, "I remember now." he picked up his No. 2
pencil and started to write the answer in the blank. Then he
stopped. Tapping Tiny on the shoulder, he whispered, "Tiny,
how do you spell farm?"

"You are really dumb, Bubba. That's so easy," hissed Tiny, "farm
is spelled 'E-I-E-I-O'."
Received on Thu Oct 21 15:46:49 2004