Doctor And a Baby

"Doctor And a Baby"

A woman marched into the doctors office with a tiny miserable
baby that was howling at the top of its lungs and demanded,"
Do something about this baby."

After a quick examination, the doctor realized the baby was
malnourished. "He's obviously not getting enough milk, '"he
said sternly. "is he being breast fed?'"'

"Yes," replied the woman.

"Then the milk supply isn't adequate . Please take your blouse
off."

The woman obliged,and the doctor proceeded to give her
a very thorough breast exam, kneading, rubbing, massaging,
and suckling each breast at some length.

Finally, log perplexed, he announced that he could see why
there was a problem.

"You aren't producing any milk at all."

"Of course not," she responded." It's my sister's kid."

" Why on earth did you come?" asked the doctor in amazement.

"I wouldn't have," she replied," until you started sucking on the
other tit."
Received on Thu Oct 21 15:45:19 2004