Medical Sex Facts II

From: Unicorn <unicorn_at_indenial.com>
Date: Tue Oct 19 2004 - 12:42:45 EDT

"Medical Sex Facts"
Part II

13. It's perfectly okay to have sex on an empty stomach,
especially if it belongs to your partner.

14. You know that you've had too much sex when your life
begins to flash before your eyes.

15. You know I've had too little sex when my partner begins
to flash before my eyes.

16. Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy,
wealthy and in demand.

17. Good sex can correct poor posture, or at least make it
stand up straight.

18. Thirty percent of our body heat escapes through the
head (wear a hat during sex).

19. Sex on an inclined surface (an anthill, for example)
builds endurance.

20. The length of an orgasm is usually anywhere from three
to eleven seconds or four to seven feet.

21. 1970 FDA approves spray-on Vaseline.

22. To prevent bedsores, oil the sheets.

23. Maintenance tip for massages: change the oil every
10,000 strokes.

24. Sexual survival depends on knowing the difference
between a birthmark and a rash.
Received on Tue Oct 19 12:42:45 2004

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