Little Johnny & Good Time

"Little Johnny & Good Time"

Little Johnny hears the word whorehouse in school and
asks his father what it means. His father is quite shocked,
and replies, "Well, uh, you go there to, uh, have a good time."

Johnny starts screaming and hollering that he wants to go
there, too, but his father insists that he's too young.

Saturday night rolls around. Johnny's dad and a few of his
friends head out to Mable's ("Liquor In The Front, Poker In
The Rear! -- Our Customers Come First!) for a "good time."

Naturally, Little Johnny tags along secretly.

After his dad and his dad's friends have been safely inside
for some time, Little Johnny knocks on the door. The
madame opens the door. "Yes?" she asks.

"I'm here to have a good time!"

The madame is a little puzzled, but, being a kind-hearted
soul, invites Little Johnny inside. She gives him three
donuts and then bids him goodbye.

When he gets home, his dad is frantic. (Dad obviously had
come and gone at Mabel's.) "Where have you been?"

"I went to a WHOREHOUSE!" Johnny proudly boasted!

Johnny's dad blanched. "Uhh, you did? Umm, how was it?"

"Well, I managed the first two without any problem, but I just
licked the third one!"
Received on Thu Oct 21 15:36:05 2004