Classes For Men

"Classes For Men"

Classes for men at the learning center for adults -
registration must be completed by Oct 5th. Note:
due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents,
class size will be limited to 8 participants maximum.

Class 1: How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays. Step by Step,
with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours
beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2: The Toilet Paper Roll. Does it Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday
12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3: Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry
Hamper and the Floor. Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 4: After Dinner Dishes. Can They Levitate and Fly
Into the Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and
Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 5: Learning How to Find Things - Starting with
looking in the right places instead of turning the house
upside down while screaming.
Open Forum. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 6: Health Watch - Bringing her flowers is not
harmful to your health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday,
Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 7: Real Men ask for Directions When Lost. Real
Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Class 8: Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly while
she parallel parks?
Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2
hours.

Class 9: How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion.
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing
Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2
hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 10: How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy - Remembering
Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and
Calling When You're Going to be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies
Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM
for 2 hours.

Class 11: The Stove/Oven - What it is and How it is Used.
Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be
determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas
will be issued to the survivors.
Received on Thu Oct 7 12:33:10 2004