Courtroom Laughs

"Courtroom Laughs"

Defendant: Judge, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.

Judge: And why is that?

Defendant: Because the Public Defender isn't interested
in my case.

Judge (to Public Defender): Do you have any comments
on the defendant's motion?

Public Defender: I'm sorry, Your Honor. I wasn't listening.

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Judge: The charge here is theft of frozen chickens. Are you
the defendant?

Defendant: No, sir, I'm the guy who stole the chickens.

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Lawyer: How do you feel about defense attorneys?

Juror: I think they should all be drowned at birth.

Lawyer: Well, then, you are obviously biased for the prosecution.

Juror: That's not true. I think prosecutors should be drowned
at birth too.

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Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case?

Juror: I don't want to be away from my job that long.

Judge: Can't they do without you at work?

Juror: Yes, but I don't want them to know it.
Received on Fri Oct 8 21:53:34 2004