Cold in Montana

"Cold in Montana"

Dirty Johnny was visiting a friend of his in Montana
during the winter. He and his friend went outside to
play in the snow. After about an hour his friends mother
called them back inside and had them remove their
galoshes and gloves.

Dirty Johnny's friends mom was a tall voluptuous, woman
who would warm her sons hands by putting them between
her thighs. So as usual, when her son came in from playing
in the snow, she asked if his hands were cold, to which he
replied "yes." She then put them together and stuck them
between her warm thighs.

After a few minutes, she asked "are they warm yet?" and the
little boy said "yes". Dirty Johnny watched his friend and waited
his turn. His friends mom then asked him if his hands were
cold, to which he replied "yes". So she took his hands, put
them together and stuck them between her thighs, after a
few minutes she asked if his hands were "warm yet" and he
said "yes" so she took them out but Johnny continued to stand
there with a sly snit eating grin on his face, when the mom
asked, "Well what is it now Johnny, what's wrong?"

Johnny looked up at her and replied, "My ears are cold!"
Received on Thu Oct 7 01:50:46 2004