Third Husband

"Third Husband"

A woman's first marriage broke up because her husband
beat her. She got a divorce and sometime later remarried.
Her second husband walked out on her.

Some time passed and she felt the need of companionship
again so she ran an ad requesting a man who would not
beat her who would not run out on her and who was good
in bed.

Sometime later her doorbell rang and she answered it and
she saw there a man with no arms and no legs. She thought
to herself with no arms he cannot beat me. With no legs he
cannot run out on me. At that point she asked him, "How do
I know that you are good in bed?"

He answered, "I rang the bell, didn't I?"
Received on Mon Nov 22 06:11:01 2004