Memory Class

“Three Old Ladies”

Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about
various things.

One lady says, "You know, I'm getting really forgetful.
This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs,
and I couldn't remember whether I had just come up
or was about to go down."

The second lady says, "You think that's bad? The other
day, I was sitting on the edge of my bed, and I couldn't
remember whether I was going to bed or had just woken
up!"

The third lady smiles smugly. "Well, my memory's just
as good as it's always been, knock on wood." She raps
the table. With a startled look on her face, she asks,
"Who's there?"

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“Memory Class”

An elderly couple were experiencing declining memories,
so they decided to take a power memory class, where
they teach one to remember things by association.

Later, the man was talking to a neighbor about how
much the class helped him.

"Who was the instructor?" asked the neighbor.

"Oh, let's see," pondered the man. "Ummm... What's
that flower, you know, that smells real nice, but it has
those thorns...?"

"A rose?" offered the neighbor.

"Right," said the man. He turned toward his house and
shouted, "Hey, Rose, what's the name of the guy we
took that memory class from?"
Received on Mon Nov 22 06:13:57 2004