What Would Jesus Do

"The Salt"

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her
husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.

"Careful .. CAREFUL!

Put in some more butter!

Oh my G~D!

You're cooking too many at once.

TOO MANY!

Turn them!

TURN THEM NOW!

We need more butter.

Oh my G~D!

WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?

They're going to STICK!

Careful ... CAREFUL!

I said be CAREFUL!

You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking!

Never!

Turn them!

Hurry up!

Are you CRAZY?

Have you LOST your mind?

Don't forget to salt them.

You know you always forget to salt them.

Use the salt.

USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him. "What the hell is wrong with you?
You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you
what it feels like when I'm driving!!!

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"What Would Jesus Do?"

A responsible man was being tailgated by a stressed-
out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light
turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the honest
thing, and stopped at the crosswalk, even though he
could have beaten the red light by accelerating through
the intersection. The tailgating woman hit the roof, and
the horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her
chance to get through the intersection.

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her
window and looked up into the face of a very serious
police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with
her hands up. He took her to the police station where
she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and
placed in a cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman
approached the cell and opened the door. She was
escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting
officer was waiting with her personal effects.

He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled
up behind your car while you were blowing your horn,
flipping the guy off in front of you with your index finger,
and cussing a blue streak at him.

"I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the
'What Would Jesus Do'? bumper sticker, the 'Follow
Me to Sunday School' bumper sticker, and the chrome
plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk.

"Naturally I assumed you had stolen the car from a
religious Christian."
Received on Sun Nov 21 02:30:25 2004