Tofu For You

"Library Blonde"

Blonde Judi walks into the library, looks around,
then gets in line for the counter.

Once she gets to the head of the line, she loudly
says, "I'd like a Big Mac, large fries, and a large Coke."

The librarian looks at her for a moment. Then whispers
to Judi, "Ma'am, this is the library."

Judi nods, then she whispers, "I'd like a Big Mac, large
fries, and a large Coke."

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"Tofu For You"

With vegetarianism on the rise and beef scares in Europe,
soy-based meat substitutes are a booming industry.
What are some of the most popular items among
meat-shunning Americans?

* Approximeat

* Soystrami

* Mockwurst

* Roast, Almost

* Misteak

* I Can't Believe It's Not A Dead Animal!

* Prosciuttofu

* Fake-un Double Cheesebulghur

* Soysters Rockefeller

* Nofu: The Tofu Substitute

* Kielbeancurdasa

* Nauseages
Received on Fri Nov 5 06:15:05 2004