Etiquette and Decency, 9-16

"Intercourse Etiquette and Decency"
Part II

9) LEAVING HER A LITTLE PRESENT.
Condom disposal is the man's responsibility.
You wore it, you dispose of it.

10) ATTACKING THE CLITORIS.
Direct pressure is very unpleasant, .... and remember ..
it is not the on button for you to hit repeatedly! So, gently
rotate your fingers along side of it.

11) STOPPING FOR A BREAK.
Women, unlike men, don't pick up where they left off.
If you stop, they plummet back to square one very fast.
If you can tell she's not there, keep going at all costs,
numb jaw or not.

12) UNDRESSING HER AWKWARDLY.
Women hate looking stupid, but stupid she will look when
naked at the waist with a sweater stuck over her head.
Unwrap her like an elegant present, not a kid's toy.

13) GIVING HER A WEDGIE DURING FOREPLAY.
Stroking her gently through her panties can be very sexy.
Pulling the material up between her thighs and yanking
it back and forth is not.

14) BEING OBSESSED WITH THE VAGINA.
Although most men can find the clitoris without maps,
they still believe that the vagina is where it's all at. No
sooner is your hand down there than you're trying to
stuff stolen bank notes up a chimney. This is okay in
principle, but if you're not careful, it can hurt - so don't
get carried away. It's best to pay more attention to her
clitoris and the exterior of her vagina at first, then
gently slip a finger inside her and see if she likes it.

15) MASSAGING TOO ROUGHLY.
You're attempting to give her a sensual, relaxing
massage to get her in the mood. Hands and fingertips
are okay; elbows and knees are not.

16) UNDRESSING PREMATURELY.
Don't force the issue by stripping before she's at least
made some move toward getting your stuff off, even if
it's just undoing a couple of buttons. There is no turn
off like the one where you are passionately kissing and
in 2 seconds you have whipped it out or worse yet,
have completely stripped.
Received on Tue Nov 2 19:15:45 2004