And Then They Voted III & IV

"And Then They Voted III"

My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that
the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big
party, we bought two cases. The cashier multiplied
two times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.
... And then he voted.

I was hanging out with a Liberal friend of mine when
we saw a woman walk by us with a nose ring attached
to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the
chain rip out every time she turned her head?" I had
to explain to her that a person's nose and ear! remain
the same distance apart no matter which way the head
is turned."
... And then she voted.

"And Then They Voted IV"

My girlfriend and I were picking up some sandwiches
from the sub place last week and she asked the clerk
which one of two sandwiches was better. The clerk
didn't have an opinion but did say that the first sandwich
was more expensive. My girlfriend got a quizzical look
on her face and asked, "If that's the case, why are they
both listed with the same price on the menu?"

To this, the clerk responded, "I don't think they tax the
turkey."
... And then he voted.

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area.
So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman
there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and
told me not to worry because they were trained
professionals and I was in good hands.

"Now," She asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"
... And then she voted.
Received on Tue Nov 2 13:39:53 2004