Hard Day

"Hard Day"

The wife had had a hard day with the kids. The husband
came home in a foul mood. And not much was said at all
during a dinner which no one seemed to like.

After the kids were bathed and bedded, she took a long,
leisurely bath and crawled into bed. She was nearing
peaceful sleep, when an unwashed, slightly drunken
husband came into the bedroom, ripped off his clothes,
climbed into bed and plopped on top of her.

"Get off of me!"

"Whatsa matter, am I hurting you?"

"No, you're not hurting me, you're annoying me. Why the
hell would you ever imagine you could hurt me with
THAT!?"
Received on Tue May 25 20:23:58 2004