Magnificent Couple

"Magnificent Couple"

One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had moved
into the house next door. He was also quick to notice
that the woman liked to sunbathe in the backyard,
usually in a skimpy bikini that showed off a
magnificent pair of breasts. He made it a point to
water and trim his lawn as much as possible, hoping for
yet another look.

Finally, he could stand it no more. Walking to the
front door of the new neighbor's house, he knocked and
waited. The husband, a large, burly man, opened the
door. "Excuse me", our man stammered, "but I couldn't
help noticing how beautiful your wife is."

"Yeah? So?" his hulking neighbor replied. "Well, in
particular, I am really struck by how beautiful her
breasts are. I would gladly pay you ten thousand
dollars if I could kiss those breasts."

The burly gorilla is about to deck our poor guy when
his wife appears and stops him. She pulls him inside
and they discuss the offer for a few moments. Finally,
they return and ask our friend to step inside. "OK,"
the husband says gruffly, "for ten thousand dollars you
can kiss my wife's breasts."

At this the wife unbuttons her blouse, and the twin
objects of his desire are freed at last. Our man takes
one in each hand, and proceeds to rub his face against
them in total ecstasy. This goes on for several
minutes, until the husband gets annoyed. "Well, come
on, kiss 'em!" he growls.

"I can't," replies our awe-struck hero, still nuzzling.

"Why not?" demands the husband, getting really angry by
now.

"I don't have ten thousand dollars..."
Received on Mon May 24 05:11:48 2004