Bring Me A Size 8

"Bring Me A Size 8"

A guy walks into a shoe store and asks for a pair of
shoes, size 8.

The obviously well trained salesman says, "But sir,
you take an 11 or eleven-and-a-half."

"Just bring me a size eight!" the man replies.

The sales guy brings them and the man stuffs his feet
into them and stands up in obvious pain. He turns to the
salesman and says, "I've lost my house to the I.R.S., I live
with my mother-in-law, my daughter ran off with my best
friend, my business has filed Chapter 7, and my son just
told me he was gay. The only pleasure I have left is to come
home at night and take my shoes off."

******************************

"Bus"

One snowy Saturday, Jerry was having a coffee with his friend
Matt, a city bus driver. "What's new at transit, Matt?"

"I got a commendation the other day."

"Congratulations. What did you do?" Jerry asked.

"Well, Tuesday, just after the start of my first run of the day, a
drunk got on the bus and fell asleep. After watching people
avoid the seats near the drunk for one and a half loops of my
run, I finally took the man and dragged him off the bus."

Jerry was shocked. "You got a commendation for throwing a
poor drunk off the bus and into a snow bank?"

"No, no." Matt replied. "On my next run I noticed the drunk
was still lying in the snow so I dragged him back into the
warmth of the bus. Someone saw me do that and phoned
it in."
Received on Mon May 24 05:09:31 2004