Flying Hydro Plane

"Flying Hydro Plane"

Tired of the inconvenience of the drive from airport to
country cottage, a man equipped his small plane with
pontoons so he could land on the lake directly in front
of his cottage. On his next trip, he made his approach
down the airport runway as usual. Alarmed, his wife
cried out, "Are you crazy? You can't land this plane here
without wheels!"

The startled husband abruptly yanked the nose up,
narrowly averting certain disaster. Continuing, he
landed the plane on the lake without mishap. As he
sat there, visibly shaken he said to his wife, "I don't
know what got into me. That's the stupidest thing I've
ever done in my life!"

And with that, he opened the door and stepped out,
falling into the water.

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"Mercedes Sale"

A woman was looking for a used car to buy and saw an ad
in the classifieds. It read: Almost brand new 2004 Mercedes
Benz, slate blue, loaded, 3,500 miles, etc. Sell for $150.00....
Will finance.

She was astonished and decided to call the seller and check
it out. The woman selling the car was glad to show it to her
and, to her surprise, the car was in perfect condition....almost
new.

She asked the woman, "What's the catch? Why are you selling
this car so cheaply?"

"Well," she said, "it's my husband's car actually, and he recently
ran off with his young secretary. I got a telegram from him last
week that read: 'In Miami. Need money. Sell car'."
Received on Tue May 25 20:29:01 2004