Crucial Decision

"Crucial Decision"

A man arrives home one evening and found his wife in
bed with another man. Without hesitation, he grabs the
offending man by his private parts and drags him to the
garage.

He puts the man's private parts into a vice and removes
the key so it can't be loosened. Then, he walks over to
the work bench and removes the saw from the pegboard.

The naked man exclaims, "Give me a break! Please don't
cut it off..."

The husband hands the man the saw and replies, "This is
for you. Now, I'm going set fire to the garage and
leave. What you do next is up to you."
Received on Thu May 20 12:09:26 2004