Duel

"Duel"

The priest and the rabbi were sharing a hotel room
at a convention of clergy members. As they climbed
into their beds, the rabbi said wistfully, "Tell me Father,
have you ever eaten pussy?"

Shocked, the priest snapped, "Certainly not!! Why,
that would be like you eating ham!"

The rabbi lay back and smiled, "Maybe, but I'll tell you
this. There is NO comparison."
Received on Fri May 14 12:52:03 2004