How To Ask A Man To Do Something

"Transportation"

An employment interviewer for a big company in New York
was talking to an attractive young woman applying for a job.
Looking over the application form, the interviewer noticed
that the girl had not answered one important question
concerning transportation to and from work.

"What about your bus line?" the interviewer asked her.

"I don't believe I mentioned it," came the pleased reply,
"but it's a 36C."

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"How To Ask A Man To Do Something"

Always remember these important rules when asking
a man to do something:

1. Make sure the man is conscious.

2. Crash the hard drive on his computer and line the bird
cage with the sports section.

3. Be brief! Limit your nagging harangue to two, three hours,
max.

4. Reward him for cooperative behavior. Offer to cook him
something that doesn't have a peel-back cover.

5. Punish him when he refuses to cooperate. Microwave his
remote on high power for 55 minutes. Rotate 1/4 turn, and
microwave again for another 35 minutes.

6. Use "would you" or "will you" instead of "you'd better" or
"do as I say and no one will get hurt."
Received on Thu May 13 10:17:47 2004