Plastic Surgery

"Plastic Surgery"

A man went to a plastic surgeon to get work done on his
organ.

The doctor, curious, asked what had happened to it.

"Well," the patient said, "I live in a trailer camp. A gorgeous
buxom creature lives in the trailer next to mine. I used to
peek into her trailer and I saw she had a habit. Each
afternoon she would take a hot dog from her refrigerator
and put it in a hole on her trailer floor. Then she'd sit on it
and have a ball. She nearly drove me crazy.

"So I got a bright idea. One day I got under her trailer and
when she slid the hot dog in the hole, I slid it out and slipped
my penis up through the hole. She sat down on it and
everything was going just great until there was a knock
at the door."

"And then?" said the doctor.

"Ah hell," the patient explained, "That's when she tried to kick it
under the stove."
Received on Thu May 13 10:15:43 2004