Pregnant Blonde

"Pregnant Blonde"

A blonde came running up to her husband in the driveway as
he came home from work. She said, "Honey, I have some
really great news for you!"

The husband said, "Great, tell me why you're so happy!"
"I'm pregnant!" she shouted.

He said, "That's wonderful! I couldn't be happier!"

Then, she said, "Oh, Honey, wait, there's more!" He asked,
"What do you mean 'more'?"

She said, "Well, we aren't having just one baby, we are going
to have TWINS!
Amazed, he asked her how she knew.

She said, "Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart
and bought the twin-pack Home Pregnancy Test kit" and
BOTH tests came out positive!"
Received on Wed Mar 24 10:20:18 2004