A Beautiful Fairytale

"A Beautiful Fairytale"

Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful,
independent, self-assured princess happened
upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological
issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a
verdant meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said:
"Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss
from you, however, and I will turn back into the
dapper, young prince that I am and then, my
sweet, we can marry and setup housekeeping in
your castle with my mother, where you can prepare
my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children,
and forever feel grateful and happy doing so. "

That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on
a repast of lightly sautéed frog legs seasoned in a
white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled
and thought to herself:

"I don't really think so."

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"Rolex and Timex"

A girl was visiting her blonde friend who had
acquired two new dogs, and asked her what
their names were.

The blonde responded by saying that one was
named Rolex and one was named Timex.

Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone
naming dogs like that?

"HELLOOOooo," answered the blonde. "They're
watch dogs!"
Received on Wed Mar 24 10:22:59 2004