Love Making

"Love Making"

A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next
to an Englishman on an overseas flight. After
a few cocktails, the men began discussing
their home lives.

"Last night I made love to my wife four times,"
the Frenchman bragged, "and this morning
she made me delicious crepes and she told
me how much she adored me."

"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times,"
the Italian responded, "and this morning she
made me a wonderful omelet and told me she
could never love another man."

When the Englishman remained silent, the
Frenchman smugly asked, "And how many
times did you make love to your wife last night?"

"Once," he replied.

"Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted.
"And what did she say to you this morning?"

"Don't stop."
Received on Thu Mar 4 09:40:02 2004